'She Has Room For... All His Side Parts': Kim Kardashian Shares The Joke She Finally Cut From Her Saturday Night Live monologue about Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson

Kim Kardashian reveals the joke she made on SNL about Khloe Kardashian’s relationship with Tristan

Kim Kardashian turned down a joke about her sister Khloe Kardashian’s forgiving serial cheater Tristan Thompson from her Saturday Night Live appearance.

The reality star, 41, shared the gag from an early draft of her opening monologue during an interview with Amy Schumer, 40.

On the latest episode of The Kardashians, Kim was photographed visiting the comedian for advice and commentary prior to her first SNL appearance.

“Hey Chloe, you have a big heart. It’s so big, it has room for Tristan and all of its side parts,” Kim, 41, told Amy Schumer as she scrolled through her jokes.

“Oh**t!” Amy said shocked in response to the statement.

‘She Has Room For… All His Side Parts’: Kim Kardashian Shares The Joke She Finally Cut From Her Saturday Night Live monologue about Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson

The joke in the end did not achieve the final cut.

Kim revealed in an interview with iD magazine conducted after appearing on this show that she had removed the note.

She said, “I just got a really funny joke about Tristan Thompson and Khloe – maybe I could have gone further.

Khloe’s joke wasn’t the only crack removed from her monologue.

“Oh**t!” The joke surprised Amy Schumer, who was helping Kim prepare for her monologue

TALK TO THE EXPERTS: Kim asked her comedian friend Amy for help before her debut

TALK TO THE EXPERTS: Kim asked her comedian friend Amy for help before her debut

One of the jokes that didn’t make the final cut featured Kanye impersonating Chris Reed asking Kim – who was studying at the bar – to be his lawyer in their divorce.

The truncated sentence went from Kanye: “Okay, you can divorce me but I need a lawyer, will my family be the lawyer?”

Then Kim replied, “No Kanye!” To which he would reply: “Well, you don’t get a penny, I have a kiss here!”

I didn't make the cut: 'I got a really funny joke about Tristan Thompson and Chloe -' she said, 'I probably could have gone further.  In the picture 2019

I didn’t make the cut: ‘I got a really funny joke about Tristan Thompson and Chloe -‘ she said, ‘I probably could have gone further. In the picture 2019

Change of heart: Khloe's joke wasn't the only crack that got removed - Kim also cracked a few jokes about her divorce from Kanye West

Change of heart: Khloe’s joke wasn’t the only crack that got removed – Kim also cracked a few jokes about her divorce from Kanye West

Cut: Speaking of Episode 2 of The Kardashians, the reality star, 41, was gearing up for the show that aired last October as she read inaudible lines from the script (Kim and Kanye filmed in 2020)

Cut: Speaking of Episode 2 of The Kardashians, the reality star, 41, was gearing up for the show that aired last October as she read inaudible lines from the script (Kim and Kanye filmed in 2020)

While discussing the joke pieces with the producers during rehearsals the day before the show, Kim said, “I’m always afraid of hurting people’s feelings.

I would never go there to make fun of anyone, especially the father of my kids. Just because we didn’t work out doesn’t mean we don’t have great love and respect for each other.

She added, “Divorce is very sensitive to him and I’m already saying some in the monologue so I don’t want to make it bad. Maybe I can talk to Chris (Reid) and make it funnier because he’s so sensitive to him.”

“I know he wants to be a part of it but let’s be careful.”

Awkward: One of the jokes that didn't make the final cut featured Kanye impersonating Chris Reed asking Kim - who was a bar student - to be his lawyer in their divorce

Awkward: One of the jokes that didn’t make the final cut featured Kanye impersonating Chris Reed asking Kim – who was a bar student – to be his lawyer in their divorce

Removed: The cut phrase from Kanye says:

Removed: The cut-off from Kanye says: “Okay, you can divorce me but I need a lawyer, are you going to be the family lawyer?” (Pictured Kim during her SNL monologue)

“It’s not unusual for us to make streak changes so we can sort it out before nightfall,” SNL producer Lindsey Shokos then told Kim.

The cartoon in question is likely “The People’s Kourt,” in which Kim impersonated his sister Kourtney Kardashian and presided over their family’s cases.

While Chris impersonated Kanye, there was no mention of the divorce in this segment.

Instead, SNL writers parodied some of Kanye’s most memorable tweets.

Concern: While discussing the joke pieces with the producers during rehearsals the day before the show, Kim said:

Anxiety: While discussing the joke pieces with producers during rehearsals the day before the show, Kim said, “I’m always afraid of hurting people’s feelings.”

Not to worry: SNL producer Lindsay Shokos (pictured) told Kim:

Not to worry: “It’s not unusual for us to make changes to the line so we can sort it out before nightfall,” SNL producer Lindsay Shokos (pictured) told Kim.

But in her opening monologue, Kim Kanye discussed, ‘I married the best rapper of all time. Not only that, he is the richest black man in America.

A talented and legitimate genius who gave me four wonderful children. So, when you divorced him, you have to know that it’s about one thing: his personality.

Kim shares children North, eight, Saint, six, Chicago, four, and Psalm, two, with Kanye who has filed for divorce from February 2021.

Kim is now dating fellow SNL star Pete Davidson while Kim was recently spotted with a Kim Chaney Jones lookalike.

Concerns: added:

Concerns: She added, “Divorce is very sensitive to him and I’m already saying some in the monologue so I don’t want to make it bad.”

Meanwhile: Kim started Thursday bright and early with a run

Meanwhile: Kim started Thursday bright and early with her ‘sauna suit’ run at 5:30 a.m.

Perspiring!  Kim was pleased to see that running caused her to break a rare sweat

Perspiring! Kim was pleased to see that running caused her to break a rare sweat

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